Two words, and two words only, describe this movie:
FUCKING GLORIOUS
Plot-wise, this is the worst piece of shit ever laid onto film. But that is far, far besides the point. The point of this movie is to entertain mindlessly, and that it achieves in flying colors of red and skin-tone. From the moment a woman pulls a phone out of her cunt and makes a call, to the time a weedwacker is used as a weapon, this is the most entertaining movie of the year, and one of the most all-time.
The acting is terrible, and the script is overloaded with cheesy one-liners. This is a throwback to a time when movies were more focused on being memorable rather than as an outlet to show off a director's pretentiousness, ie the 80s. The physically impossible and completely absurd moments make this a really creative movie, even if the plot is laughable. I saw this in theaters with two friends and we were all pissing ourselves laughing, as was the rest of the audience.
This film got some hype for Lindsey Lohan acting in it, and her acting is God-tier awful, but it is countered the uber-awesome fact that she is a fucking nun.
Praise the Lord!
To sum it up, this movie is just plain awesome and hilarious. It needs not be taken seriously.
9/10
9/10
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